The Embodiment of RED @thraeryn@thraeryn.net

Pupperdog Santa, reporting for duty.

Hi.

Feeling good about myself today, so why not?

boosts 👍🏼

Not the best of photos, but I still feel good about getting back into my yoga practice.

Even if my muscles feel like someone hit 'em with a tenderizer, then pulled like taffy.

An #introduction for new folks:

Rootin' Tootin' is the unofficial mascot of shitposts. Here they are, searching through the trash—look! They have one under their li'l paw! Aw!

Inspired by a convo with @djsundog, illustrated by @extinct (though you're welcome to draw your own interpretation).

TRANSPHOBE TRASH FIRE!
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#RAW #wrasstodon

Main Event can have some fun matches. #WWE #wrasstodon

Seriously, though. Being a seat filler is where it's at.

We are in seats next to a cameraman who was eating dinner from a kids' paper bowl. I want to get enough drinks in me that I go down to the production folks and start trying to type YouTube shit into the TitanTron laptops.

We are WAITING AAAAAAHHHHHH

At least WWE brought the biggest papasan chair ever for us to enjoy while we wait.

What a ridiculous boy. #cats

I stole his bedding, piece by piece, until he's in nothing more than a kitty containment unit.

Ah, crap. Guess you'll go unfolded, laundry.

Chicken, artichoke, and tomato risotto, muthafuckas! We COOK!

Inspired by @djsundog wondering why this phrase wasn't A Thing on Mastodon, I give you—

ROOTIN' TOOTIN', as drawn by @extinct!

Rootin' Tootin' can be found roaming the fediverse, scrabbling to collect the finest shitposts. Look, there's one under its paw! Aw!

I'm still not sure what gender, if any, Rootin' Tootin' is. Thoughts?

Goddamn, I love samosas.

It's ya boi that hits the grocery store on the way home from the bar so he can make hisself that good chicken sammich

At Miller Outdoor Theater for Animaniacs! in Concert. Rob Paulsen (Yakko) will be here!

I don't mind waiting for the bus when it means seeing my kitten.