I'm still pretty proud of taking the complete fucking gibberish that was on this page previously and turning it into something understandable and, dare I say it, funny.
It's still utter bullshit, but it's amusing bullshit that makes a strange sort of sense. You can laugh with the ideas instead of cringing at someone's "wild & wacky" sentence fragments. (Aaaaaaand you can tell when the second sort stopped by to, er, "add" to my work.)
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