You're not lucky to have someone in your life. You didn't go to a NYE balloon drop at the club and have a friend or loved one, and your relationship, burst fully-formed from a scrap of latex.
You're (hopefully) grateful.
Don't discount the work it takes for both sides by using the language of a leaf blower pushing a ping-pong ball through an acrylic pipe.
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