Bits I expect:
✅ leans against my portrait and has a silent conversation that progresses to an argument (can make up after portrait is knocked over)
✅ invisible staircase behind an appropriate structure
✅ takes podium to say a few words, pauses thoughtfully, begins to speak, stops and sheepishly leaves podium
✅ video package where I tell a really terrible joke, the mime is obviously unimpressed, I look "down" and ask them to tell one if they're so funny, they get offended because I know they can't speak
(the podium bit has to come before the video bit because it's essentially the same joke, but the video bit has a bit more packaging and reinforces what the audience already saw)
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