death, humor 

Reminder: If there's not a mime making fun of every aspect of my funeral, my wishes have not been fulfilled.

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Bits I expect:
✅ leans against my portrait and has a silent conversation that progresses to an argument (can make up after portrait is knocked over)
✅ invisible staircase behind an appropriate structure
✅ takes podium to say a few words, pauses thoughtfully, begins to speak, stops and sheepishly leaves podium

death, humor 

OOH, ooh, the "invisible staircase" would be so much better if the mime comes back up to a puff or two of talcum-powder "smoke" and patting their forehead with a handkerchief, then motioning that yes, I am definitely down there

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death, humor 

✅ video package where I tell a really terrible joke, the mime is obviously unimpressed, I look "down" and ask them to tell one if they're so funny, they get offended because I know they can't speak

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(the podium bit has to come before the video bit because it's essentially the same joke, but the video bit has a bit more packaging and reinforces what the audience already saw)

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