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Holy shit. One of my friends was asked to perform as a mime at a funeral,

and now I DESPERATELY want a mime at my funeral, and may have to update my cremation plans because I'm 8000% tied to the idea of a room full of bereaved and a confused, recalcitrant mime doing the whole "fake staircase" thing behind my casket at my widows' insistence

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In a pinch, the mime could struggle to pull my urn off its stand with an invisible rope. This would also be okay.

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The mime should also be buddies and have a silent, yet increasingly animated conversation with my memorial picture. They should get in a fight.

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The mime should absolutely ascend to the podium to say a few words, realize what they're about to do, then shrug and step down.

I gotta draft a will.

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I just described the whole thing to my son and he's behind it. Hopefully he'll remember if my partners forget.

Buddy, my son's sense of humor is going to be a whole-ass thing for someone to handle

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